DJ SOFAD

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Bon Vivant🥩, Systems Synthesizer🎹, Digital ToolSmith💼

If life were a playlist, mine would be equal parts Wobbly Rolling Bass, Mozart, and the hum of servers compiling code.

I build systems that reshape industries by day (3 startup exits, Electronic Algo Trading patent holder), then decompress by carving gravel trails on my bike 🚵, spinning as a DJ 🎧, or chasing the perfect medium-rare steak 🥩.

My proudest "meraki" moments (Greek for "soul, creativity, love – poured into work"):

• Invented Lyrics in Digital Music Files (ID3v2) – your Spotify karaoke sessions? You're welcome.
• Engineered the 1st Award-Winning Marketing Mix Decision Platform
• Built the first MTA (Multi-Touch Attribution) platform in 9 months flat
• Runner-Up: Chicago's Best Tech Leader

Current status: Plotting world betterment via Artifacts, Algorithms, Rosé and the occasional ill-advised donut.

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Jun '93

I will handbrake you Golf Donuts (the OG!)

Jun '95

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Oct '97

Released the Lyrics synchronization part for ID3V2 with Martin Nilsson (Id3.org)

Jul '00

Framerica Forever Bash in La Vallée de la Sorgue

Jun '02

Paris Knobbing on Waldorfs

Oct '04

River West French Spread

Feb '07

Brokeback Mountain Pyrenees

Jan '10

The Battle of Kingston Town

Apr '12

After You and before TasteOffs

Mar '13

NorthShore Follies

Feb '15

Kochi Bash

Sep '17

House Cooling the boatramps back up

May '19

StormFramed meet Have you ever seen the rain?

Dec '22

Platini, Zidane, Mbappé. On est chez nous.

Sep '23

@ComradesDJ-1 @IhaveAGameOverCategoryAwesomenessButIFuckAroundAndForgetHowToMonetizeIt @IHaveAfuckingAmazingHitButIGetDistracedAndCreateAnotherShittyAssProductForMyPimps

Jan '25

@MyDosasAreBetterAndYouKnowIt @EyesWithoutaFace @GeneEtGeorgetti

July '25

@ICreateAGreatLearningPlatformButIForgetToSellItToPeopleWhoCanRunIt @Ihave80PercentOfAGameChangingStackButIgetTooFuckingLazyToMarketItAndSellIt @DanceFloorUpConjurers @WhiteMilkyWayTheSky @ElleVend74CafeSunnyWooderEtUnGaiaAloeVera

Aug '25

@IamSoGayIhaveAgreatnewLanguageAndIDontFuckingReleaseCauseItneedstobeperfect @IHaveAmazingCrispProductsButIamTooDirtyToMarketThemProperly @IhaveTheMostAmazingBrandInTheUniverseWith1000BrandsButIRatherListenToSirensInsteadOfShippingThemAndSellingThem @IDoSuchAGoodJobAtDragonRidingThatIDontCollectTheEggs

Sep '25

@ThatBurgerSuckedButAllTheseJunkFit @IDroveAllNightToGetTo44 @IRatherStashStartupsThanMonetizeTheOnesIhave

Oct '25

@SaintRustice3Peaks @ICreateTheMostAmazingEngineInTheWorldButIPurposedlyDontTryToMonetizeItCauseILoveLivingWithThatWhiteOne @IamMoreInaccessibleThanThose75ersButIHaveAHeckOfACentWhenYouKnowHowToLookFor @ITryToFlirWithThatGuySoThatICanGetHisIPAndHeGetsMeAnAwesomeBusiness

Nov'25

@EMPY71Sirius @ILoveMyWhiteMilkyWayMoreThanYouDo @IAmTheBestAtWhatIDoButIRefuseToWarriorBecauseThereIsOneLittleThingMissing @IPretendThatYouAreNotSupercoolBecauseIamHotterThanYouButYourBrainMakesMeMelt @IGotElevatedSoHighIAlmostFuckTheCircleBitch @IAmAmazingAtWhatIdoButIwontWarriorBecauseThereisOneLittleThingMissing @IDeckHardButIdontBrandMyFuckingCompany

Dec'25

Jan'26

@MortimerCatICantWaitForYourLoveLetters @VisionFactoryDragonTime @IAmSoGayIWontWarriorForTheBestOfUsEvenThoughIWillBeatAllOfYou @JeVoisUnGrandHommeEnFaceDeMoiEtJePeuxLeCacherDansMonRegard30 @JeSuisUnEruditMaisJeCommenceALeMettreEnPratique @PingPongSandBaggerYourCinnamonIsGettingBetter @JeTePriveDeTomSawyerPourUneBetiseouTavaisRienCompris @IFuckCeresWhenMyPimpsAreBroke @CetteProfDeMusiqueEstNulAChier @IAmTheBestAtWhatIDoButIRefuseToWarriorBecauseThereIsOneLittleThingMissing @KingstonTown @IWillFindYou @PommesAnnaTamilNaduIsWaitingForYourAwesomeGeneralsWarrioring

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